Writer Wednesday: Write the Book

Okay, so it's no secret that I'm a bit of a dork. ;) So every time I hear Taylor Swift's "Shake it Off" I sing the words a little differently. I'm not going to sing for you all because I don't want you to run off screaming. Instead, I'm going to share my version of the song, which I call "Write the Book." Enjoy!

"Write the Book"

I write way too much, got stories in my brain


That's what people say mmm, that's what people say mm
m

I release too many books, but I can't make 'em sell


At least that's what people say mmm, that's what people say mmm

But I keep writing, can't stop, won't stop typing


It's like I got this story in my mind saying it's gonna be alright

'Cause the readers gonna read, read, read, read, read


And the bloggers gonna
 blog, blog, blog, blog, blog

Baby, I'm just gonna write, write, write, write, write

write the book, write the book


Reviewers gonna rate, rate, rate, rate, rate


And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate


Baby, I'm just gonna write, write, write, write, write


write the book, write the book

I never miss a word, I'm lightning on the keys


And that's what they don't see mmm, that's what they don't see mmm 


I'm writing on my own (writing on my own), make the words up as I go (words up as I go)


And that's what they don't know mmm, that's what they don't know mmm

But I keep writing, can't stop, won't stop typing


It's like I got this story in my mind saying it's gonna be alright

'Cause the readers gonna read, read, read, read, read


And the bloggers gonna 
blog, blog, blog, blog, blog

Baby, I'm just gonna write, write, write, write, write


write the book, write the book


Reviewers gonna rate, rate, rate, rate, rate


And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate


Baby, I'm just gonna write, write, write, write, write


write the book, write the book

write the book, write the book


I, I write the book, write the book


I, I, write the book, write the book


I, I write the book, write the book

Hey, hey, hey, just think while you've been getting down and out about the pirates and dirty, dirty cheats in the biz you could have been getting down to this sick book

My ex-fan brought his new book friend


She's like "oh my God," but I'm just gonna write it


And to the M.C. over there with the hella good hair


Won't you come on over, baby, we can write, write, write

'Cause the readers gonna read, read, read, read, read


And the bloggers gonna blog, blog, blog, blog, blog


Baby, I'm just gonna write, write, write, write, write


write the book, write the book


Reviewers gonna rate, rate, rate, rate, rate


And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate


Baby, I'm just gonna write, write, write, write, write


write the book, write the book

write the book, write the book


I, I write the book, write the book

I, I write the book, write the book


I, I write the book, write the book


write the book, write the book


I, I write the book, write the book

I’ve got to


I, I write the book, write the book


I, I write the book, write the book

And for anyone who doesn't know Taylor's song, here's the video:

I dare you all to sing along but with my version. ;)